Them: Can you build one of these ‘cell phones’?

Me: also no.

Bad recycled meme, original was much better. Also recycled meme with a cat, extra penalty. Pure brain rot, zero humor.

Ok the thing is I do know how this stuff works but I have no way to explain it in a way that would make sense to them and I fear a demonstration would scare them somewhat. Not to mention acquiring the materials and not dying of disease.