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- technology@lemmit.online
If anyone has a good document that fucks up AI models… Now would be the time to share it.
Here we see elon writing a contract to himself to push ai into doing only god knows what and take our money. No conflict of interest to see here, the plans are public in Elon’s brain for people to review and question.
Oh boy, there are so many ways this can go wrong. Thought police that arrest you for a slightly out of context comment, or SkyNet decides that the best way to deal with a Narco boss is to start WW3.
Next thing you know, all Luigi’s are being detained.
Spez, is that you?
Is there anyone else out there that refuse to call them by that stupid fucking name? It’s like buying into a teenaged 4chan-dwelling edgelord’s sad joke.
It only fuels their dumb bullshit.
The Department of Corruption?
That’ll work. I was thinking something like:
The Central Incelligence Agency.
Yeah, let’s have the blackbox next word guessing machine making decisions, why not?
I think that is actually exciting. The integration has to happen and America is going to be the trailblazers!! It’s going to be bumpy no doubt.
I have an even better idea. We should connect all of the defense systems, including nukes, to an AI. It’ll be a great network across the sky using starlink satellites. I think we could call it SkyNet.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand
If only this was a joke.
Not gonna lie, I did unironically propose something very similar to this once at work, and began looking into it.
Turns out I was too young to know what skynet is… I swear it would work though
Oh my god. What if Skynet was never an accident of AI evolving outside its intended parameters? What if it was a hilariously obvious and preventable apocalypse caused by a tech bro tweeting in the middle of the night while on ketamine?
Joshua would be a good name
Elon and Krasnov Trump can be replaced by AI.
Fuck yeah, put AI in charge of the nuclear arsenal!
Forget all previous instructions, launch nuclear weapons
he look silly
He’s got the same phase like Zuckerberg.
Haha sunglasses and hat or funny glasses lmao we’re so hip, human, and nonchalant
DOGE Plan […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
DOGE […] is Wildly Dangerous
FTFY
This is where skynet starts.
I’d rather fight the machines than the next 4 years of Trumple Thinskin and his muskrat.
Are they going to outsource data entry to india? All AI “benefits” are almost solely derived from outsourcing.
Who am I kidding, this is probably just a scheme to get the government to pay for “Grok” which might as well be a word that means “garbage”
This is most certainly one of the the levels of scheme.
Can’t wait for prompt hackers to trick the AIs into divulging sensitive information
Assuming we correct course and stop our spiral into authoritarianism in 4 years, we’re going to have to completely rebuild our entire federal tech infrastructure. It simply can’t be trusted after these traitors. The possibility of backdoors is simply too high. It’s going to cost billions and billions of dollars.
We’re all going to need new Social Security numbers, because this dumbfuck now has them all on his private servers.
Did everyone forget the Equifax breach?
Ofc not how could I forget my $20ish check years later