she cute
Hawaiian shirts are great for this
It’s just called “customizing” if you wear paint splatter patterns.
kitchen camo?
Me with a muffin or cupcake. Crumbs everywhere.
That’s how you know it tastes good.
Me eating pho
Pho q.
oh gawd I swear being sloppy makes it taste better.
My wife any time she eats anything.
I didn’t realize my wife was a bigamist
Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?
My mom too. In fact I’m going to send this to her and then have an hour conversation about how she doesn’t get it.
When you want to buy a new shirt but after eating you already have one.
I can tell the future based on what color of shirt I wear. If I wear a white shirt, I know I will probably eat spaghetti or pizza that day.
It always happens when I’m wearing white. Shit gets stained too fast
i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods
Hydrophobic clothes sounds like a cool idea, but a pain to wash I bet.
If you wash things that have been tested to be hydrophobic, eventually it’ll wear off so you have to reproof it. If you ever wonder why an old waterproof jacket is starting to let water in, it’ll be because you’ve washed it
People wash waterproof jackets? Like in a washing machine?
Just air that shit out if you really need to…
So I wore my beautiful waxed canvas jacket for like five days without a shower. It really smelled. I threw it in the washer with other clothes and the bottom hem on one side got ripped and it’s not as waterproof anymore. Listen to this person.
Nice
Mine just says wash normally. I imagine it will eventually stop being so hydrophobic, but everything wears out
washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe
I also cum blood sometimes
I can fix her
It’s like I’m eating with an egg beater.
That’s why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there’s a new stain on there somehow.
Nobody nothing?
Sounds like an album title
All of my quips are quotable
My wife
