Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
VANITY
Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin
God fucking damnit I really thought this was an Onion article.
Yeah. Our new reality. I hate it.
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp
What a bitch.
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
The makeup necessary for his upcoming white house (oval office) drag performance where he drains a half gallon of scotch, emails putin the back door to the F-35, and fucks a couple of ten year olds on the situation table… all the while taking selfies of him and his ‘buds’.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.
What’s the bet they would be offended by a man wearing nail polish.
made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmaoJesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
He can tattoo the makeup like Vance
Can’t tell if true or not…
