Yeah I could totally see this on the front page of the Onion
Europe launches program that takes advantage of how stupid American politics has became.
Genuinely curious: how is this nottheonion?
Is a CS BS worth a visa?
How about IT? You all need IT?
If someone has a master of science or even bachelor of science degree, does that count as being sciency enough? What if they know the value of, and all the steps for, the scientific method? What if they even know many of the squigglier notations for maths?
I know more digits of pi than most people (in order, even!). I’m practically on a trans-atlantic flight already!
How’s your handwritten lowercase xi?
It looks identical to that produced by MS Equation Editor.
I have an associate’s degree from a community college that rebranded their “general studies” program to the “arts and sciences” program to fudge their numbers for a bigger STEM endowment, so… do I just wait for them at the airport, or what?
I’m in a really bad mood right now, but “many of the squigglier notations for maths” almost made me smile, and I appreciate that.
I’m not a scientist but I sometimes watch science YouTube videos when I should be working. Can I come?
You’re hired
I currently have 3 terrariums. If I start taking daily notes, is this enough science to get me out of here?
*Terraria.
No.
I studied computer science, is that enough science to get me out of here?
Yes
