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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/AlarmedTelephone5908 on 2025-02-05 14:39:44+00:00.
May beeze yooze memberz dat I Squeaky an Mama Roz gotz newz haws.
Iz habz trubul wif ch ch changez an missed og hawz.
New one haz (had, hehe!) deez balz on stringz. Now, me bio Mama, Roz playded wif dim, doin a classic bapbapbap. Dat okee, iz ges. She alweddy doin a rongz by takzin MY spot in new haws. Sum Mama kitty she iz.
Butt, Iz no lykee an did a chew chew onz stringzez an now no morz balz!
Roz do da meenee starez an chaise me downz.
Hooman mommy say, “gurl fren! Yooze canz haz nice tingz, cuz yooze dist…distru…terz tingz upz.”
Frenz, I tink I will getz uz to newz hawz tree afer juss a lil mor D struc… Van dough Liz um!
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