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The original was posted on /r/beer by /u/Fun_Emergency_2361 on 2025-01-25 20:44:24+00:00.


How many beers to we need to get? I built this scientific tool to end this debate once and for all. The key is your DrainRate - your velocity of beer enjoyment.

Turns out there’s a scientific DrainRate for everything:

  • Backyard BBQ: Higher than you’d think
  • Wife Out of Town: Statistical anomaly
  • Game Day: Depends on the spread
  • I’m On A Boat: Maritime law applies