I like boarding none! I haven’t been on a plane since 1977.

I still think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

Would you settle for “ A fool and a very little bit of his money are soon parted wasting it on ignorant horrible republicans that aren’t going to win!”

A fool and his money are soon parted!

I’ve had mudbutt all day!

Name one of his advisors that’s respectable. They’re all subhuman sonsabitches!

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G utting

A merica!

I believe the new Congress will be smart and competent enough to do both! 

It wouldn’t even matter if the stupid sonsabitches even saw it. They’re too willfully ignorant to believe it anyway.!

They’re nothing but pond scum!

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M orons

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G overning

A merica!

Fuck Trump and all those traitorous fuckers to the highest of fuckativity!

Fuck him and all them traitorous fuckers to the highest of fuckativity!

Criminal prick endorses criminal prick! News at nine!

Petty partisan prick pursues path to prison!

This is Sofa King true!

He might have had one of those for breakfast and didn’t get full!

The alligator was obviously the master baiter!

Alligator was just fishing as well!