My parents didn’t like me swearing so they made me wash out my mouth with soap. It didn’t fucking work because I pretended to like the taste. They gave up.

Ah. I did not go that far. My b

Cry more, bootlicker

Well, part of roe v wade overturning is we don’t have a right to privacy… so there’s no right to privacy

These words taken from the 16th century

Fuck nestle

I’m pretty sure the store the original post was from put that up to get people to propagate iirc

I love the vocals of this song being better than the real one

Thing and ðing are different. SMS means short message service. BMer is pretty self explanatory. Merc is from the English who stole it from German parlance. And you just really are bitter aren’t you?

Automated teller machine. How exactly does that translate to vending machine?

I like killer sudoku. https://apps.apple.com/app/id1505735640 I play waaay too much. It’s also fun to start with no numbers