Gotta wash your mouth out after gargling that. Nana won’t kiss her good boy with THAT taste on his lips.

My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don’t tell him why.

No problem! I hope they work out well for ya!

Oh, also, if you want to really go hard with this, blue curacao, orange vodka (or rum, or liqueur), white creme de cacao, with heavy whipping cream.

Mix the blue curacao 2/3 to 1/3 with the orange liquor of your choice. Preferably shaken with ice. Fill a shot glass 2/3, or a tumbler 3/4. Now take the creme de cacao and mix it with the heavy cream separately. Then carefully pour that in the glass over the back of a spoon. It’ll taste like a dreamsicle but look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

Oh it’s so good! They’ll be mad but asking for more.

Get some malibu, white rum and pineapple juice. It’s called a blue Hawaiian.

I procrasturbated FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Starting to look like mel gibson lol

“there goes my hero”

Especially with the leadership we’ve currently got.

My problem with it would be potential dehydration from continual orgasmic euphoria.

Thanks for the “ball room” were renaming it the “trump executive boxer briefs comfort room”.

I think it’s likelier to be fewer steps. I think Republicans might see it as being the caring route.

“fuck fuck fuck, guys, I was against this the whole time, I swear!”

I just hope the couch is microfiber and easily cleaned.

Someone’s gotta fight for the irritable bowl syndrome folks.

Tbf I could totally use a mild rack torture. Just give me a few minutes on that shit.

And he wants Infinity pools above his bunker.

At the very least, we deserve our tax money back that he stole from us. Every single state secret that he sold should be monetized and redistributed.

They’re not really loyal. If they think JD Vance has a chance, they’ll hitch themselves to any winning chance at this point.