Remember when most sites had simple banner ads, and there was no widespread outcry about how much they sucked and we needed ad blocking software? Then they started flashing, then the popups and pop-unders came, then vids started autoplaying, and now here we are.

If advertisers hadn’t gotten greedier than banners on the sides of sites, maybe no one would’ve gotten around to blocking all their shit.

Guess the kid’s gonna need an experiment for that one too

https://archive.org/details/meaningoflifesexeducation

I truly believe we’ll get to see it, as unfortunate as that situation may or may not be. Old fat orange guy has so many hamberders clogging his veins at this point I don’t know how much longer he can hang on.

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so the UK cultural assimilation has hit some snags I take it…?

Did he quit comedy? He was so funny but I haven’t seen anything from him in years.

Checking into his yt channel it looks like he’s been struggling to find his identity in the last few years… and it sounds like he found therapy that didn’t work for him and so turned to catholicism to provide structure for himself. Apparently his NYC liberal college wealthy friends were too purity test focused and they were all unhappy, but the poor people on the right were more accepting to him, and they were all happy because they were married or something.

I guess if you go looking for easy answers you’ll find them, but hey, at least he’s happy.

https://youtu.be/p461FtBRA6I

Congrats squirrels, your penis bone spork has surpassed the cat penis spines as even more horrific

I don’t get it… German joke?

I suspect it’ll remain the gulf of Mexico. Google displays maps in local languages based on your IP, so I assume they’d use the name your country accepts. If you log in from Japan you see the sea of Japan to the west, but if you log in from Korea it’s called the east sea

At least they had an incentive to vote the cons in back in the day, because (I think) the fiscal policy was working for the boomers as they continues to gain wealth throughout their lives. So if they just wanted to fuck over the have-nots, there was at least a reason they could give.

But how can they expect the younger generations to vote for pieces of shit when none of it even gives us more money? They want to be the elites while forgetting that the “bread” that accompanies the “and circuses” is pretty crucial in suppressing the masses. Hungry people start wheeling out the guillotines pretty sharpish if it looks like they’ll be staying hungry.

the song in question

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

Trump hates Netanyahu? Guess that’s why last year he said he wants Israel to win and that he’d give them whatever they need to win fast. Dunno if you just ignore what he says for whatever reasons you have but the rest of us live in the real world.

https://www.reuters.com/world/netanyahu-denies-report-he-spoke-trump-about-gaza-talks-2024-08-15/

lol, ok buddy. Trump’s not president, so if you’re giving him credit for this you’re delusional. Also, if you don’t think Netanyahu isn’t gonna keep genociding as exactly as he’s been doing for the past year I don’t know what to tell you. Why tf would he change anything? If he’s not back to murdering civilians in 3 months I’ll be astounded.

Good for now, but it’s a ceasefire, not peace. Netanyahu know once the orange failson is in office he can just start up his genocide again with no consequences.

I like stratego because you get to hide the identity of your pieces

Most hilarious tongue twister for kids under 10:

One smart fella, he felt smart
Two smart fellas, they felt smart
Three smart fellas, they all felt smart