As I straight man, I totally might get this just to mess with people

Also another quote you could flip from an online buddy I am no longer talking to (for obvious reasons)

“Look I love straight people and I fully support their right to be straight… just don’t make it all too talk about” side note, when he said this originally without the roles flipped he then proceeded to only talk a chick new brought home

There’s also a gay guy in my IRL friend group and we commonly say to him, “I would love to live by the words be gay do crime, but since I’m straight you’ll have to pick up the slack”

This has been story time with FlipFlop and I hope it has made you sharply exhale through your nose