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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed me, I pledged to desensitize Americans to preventable death by […]
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  • Mak'@pawb.social
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    Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.

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      Its real for Samoa. He already did this there. With fucking measles.

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    As time goes on I eat the onion more and more…

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    Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s not like children pay taxes.

    • normanwall@lemmy.world
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      He’s not cold

      He just cares more about his bad feelings about vaccinations than people living

  • Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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    Like school shootings

  • Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world
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    Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?

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      under both administrations, tbh

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    They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

    America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.

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    “Honestly guys, who doesn’t love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another.”

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      Hollywood loves seeing children die. Just watch how they treat media personalities who dare to say “Free Palestine”.

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