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Flax@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Flax@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been saved as a Muslim sex trafficker had been safely and triumphantly brought back to the U.S.
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    Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump’s cabinet

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      Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.

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        What better position. Secretary of safety of women and children

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        That’s too much. That’s like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!

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      Ehh. They are rapey enough but don’t you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn’t seem like there’s any reason to compromise when there aren’t DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.

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      Watch them become the new Epstein for the rich and powerful. tRUmp still has the jet iirc.

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