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Flax@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

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Flax@feddit.uk to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been saved as a Muslim sex trafficker had been safely and triumphantly brought back to the U.S.
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    No way he is muslim. Tf?

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      Maybe Christianity wasn’t misogynistic enough?

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        “too weak”

    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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      Converted in prison for some brownie points. But dropped the act around half a year ago.

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean look at all the fake-ass christians infecting the world, is it so hard to believe that there are plenty of fake-ass muslims too? I was friends with a Palestinian/Jordanian guy and he told me it was commonplace in Jordan to have a group of men drinking tea at a cafe, except the tea pot was full of liquor. I don’t know if it was meant to hide it from other people, hide it from god, or both.

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        I mean. The only place to get alcohol past midnight in the Canadian town I grew up in was an all night tea house. But we were just trying to hide it from the cops.

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        He converted I believe before the arrest if I recall properly. But yeah, it’s quite ironic.

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