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At first glance I parsed this as United States will finally sink Florida
or Florida finally sinks into the ocean. we know all about the rising sea levels, and hurricanes that florida seems to want to ignore. but the mouse’s property will stay afloat.
Trump will order it renamed it to the SS Liberal or some other stupid shit before it sinks.
Jokes aside, this is sad. SS United States is a tremendous part of maritime history, and because of money, we literally have to destroy it. May as well have scrapped it back in the day and spat in the faces of those who tried to save it.
Honestly, that’s a pretty solid prediction. I guess we’ll see what happens.
If it was any other administration, this wouldn’t feel like a metaphor
You succinctly put into words what I felt deeply when reading the headline.
Aptly, it’s going to be sunk in the “Gulf of Mexico”.
Nice to see that not all US-American news goes along with the orange guys nonsense.
Misread. Thought the American-SS was about to sink the state of Florida. That didn’t seem right, since that’s like their headquarters.
