UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.ee to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days agoWhat Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?message-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat Options Exist For U.S. Citizens Looking To Move To Canada?UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.ee to Canada@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square36fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”. Goose, easy. Beaver? I’m fucked. Will maple syrup make do?
minus-squareReannlegge@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoGoose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoWhat’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoYeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoHey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
minus-squareReannlegge@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoThe only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
minus-squareFaceDeer@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoSo you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms? You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
minus-squaresocialjusticewizard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoYou’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
minus-squareUraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.
Goose, easy.
Beaver? I’m fucked.
Will maple syrup make do?
Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
What’s difficult? They have a built in carrying handle.
Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
Hey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?
You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
You’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
I’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.