SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square303fedilinkarrow-up1964arrow-down113
arrow-up1951arrow-down1external-linkmuskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowslemmy.dbzer0.comSchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square303fedilink
minus-squarenonentity@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 day agoEither she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·1 day agoOr wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day agoThe AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent
Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.
Or wrote the code using AI without checking what it exactly does.
The AI probably used bogosort or something equivalent