And why not? You forget there is beauty in brevity.

A breach is a breach is a breach is a breach. You’d be criticizing his choice whether it was 5 simple characters or 500. When you K.I.S.S. it makes it easier to remember AND quicker to enter, access. I had to choose a password for work once, and I made it a little complex…work constantly logged me out 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄…I had to enter that stupid fucking password so many fucking times, yes, it was secure. It was also DUMB and FRUSTRATING. Next 3 passwords were far simpler to repeatedly type in; I learned my lesson.

Same with Apple always auto-generating stupid passwords, I hope you never have to type them in! It’s just dumb, as illustrated by XKCD.

XKCD also has a suggestion for strong, memorable, easy passwords.

Be smart. Make life simple. Don’t do stupid things. 🫡

To save everyone time, here’s a draft set of productivity bullets for “turtle tester”:

• Conducted thorough evaluations of turtle shell durability and structural integrity under various simulated environmental conditions.
• Monitored and recorded turtle behavior to assess mobility and adaptability in controlled habitats.
• Ensured all testing procedures adhered to ethical standards and guidelines for animal welfare.
• Collaborated with team members to analyze data and improve testing methodologies for accuracy and efficiency.
• Prepared detailed weekly reports summarizing findings and providing actionable recommendations for ongoing research.

It’s important Elon Musk knows these things.