Probably not the first time this has made it’s rounds but this was the first time I’ve seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
Or just ask them to put you on the “do not call” list and they shouldn’t bother you again for several years.
Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.
I wish I could’ve participated in that study, I love magic!
DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*
Me: *Claps gleefully*
DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*
Me: I didn’t like that one as much
DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*
Me: I’m still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?
You could just tell them you’re an apostate.
Those they actively avoid.
Nah. Keep you religion to yourself, regardless of your religion, and especially at my residence during my personal time.
TST shouldn’t doorknock to spread the word about their services?!