I want to see the sale figures on this
Emolument Bars
When their welfare check no longer comes, his fans will no longer be able to afford such stuff.
I’m sure they will blame it on Biden and Obama.
But they’ll still blame someone else.
Steal one just so you can throw it away
Would be super ironic if it was made in Canada using cocoa from South America…
With the American recipe from Hersheys that tastes like vomit.
What store is this displayed in!
The real crime here is not calling the big bar the “Maga Bar”. Like come on, stupidity of this aside, the joke was right fucking there.
I struggle to imagine that somebody would put one of those on the coffee table when they’re entertaining guests.
I bet it’s that shit chocolate that tastes like chemicals and is dyed brown. The same stuff you find in cheap, premade Easter baskets.
Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil
Did trump himself price these? The 3 pack is more expensive than 3 singles.
The extra charge is for the bigger picture of Dear Leader.
That is on brand.
If MAGAs could do math they would be very upset.
That’s the special, bigger package, with extra package! That one REALLY shows how much you love trump!
4 bucks for a single chocolate bar? What a rip off for what is likely run of the mill trash chocolate. There couldn’t possibly be a better spokesperson on the wrapper.
Yeah but it’s got a picture of Trump on it.
The single 1.7 oz bar costs 3.99 and a pack of 3 costs 12.99?
MAGA pricing I guess…
Also wondering why they called the big one Mega Bar instead of MAGA Bar
Because they’re stupid.
Most Americans would let the president fuck their partners.
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
I would put these facing out against a window. Maybe lose the AC for an hour or so.
