I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I’m not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
10 dollars a day for 15 years. You’ve all handled my ass pennies.
Grape Bran doesn’t sound as appealing to be 💯
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
Did people clapped?
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My favorite meme is “14 beers at chili’s” and they do not have a VIP section.
Just because you’ve never been invited doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
Probably because of the 14 beers.
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
That… is a very specific flavor of grim
Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.
Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it’s satire.
Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
One of the last times I went to chili’s a car rolled over right in front. The VIP section is those booths by the front windows where you can see the street without getting up. Chili’s has lost its appeal since nachos con carnage is a very rare treat.
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
Do you ever take it out to eat, though?
“…sir.”
How you know it’s fake. No one calls a human in a Chili’s “Sir.”
Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I’m no longer allowed at outback.
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
Applebee’s has a bip section?
Yes, the barely important person section is quite big.
