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No, now I have 2 enemies.
I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
Blasphemy
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
gross
No no yes no yes yes no
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
that’s fair
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
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I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
I would eat the shit out of that
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
Yeah, team pineapple might just end up being team kiwi too. That looks great to me
Ew but I’d try it
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
