A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

What if that’s what I am into?

Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they’ll change their tune.

“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”

Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.

I only think it’s lame because instead of being attacked by hundreds of chickens, like Legend of Zelda style, it’s just hundreds of regular ol’ people. 😔

I just pray for money; that way I don’t need a job. 😌

I like to sit in my desolate room. No lights. No music. Just anger.

It also just generally helps to put them in there immediately after use and not wait for all the stuff on them to dry and congeal into something stronger than concrete.

Which is what I would guess is a major source of hating dishes even for people with a machine: forgetting to do them in the first place so it’s worse when you finally do. 🤣

The same as a random villager NPC from 3e.

Even a level 1 PC is like 3 times better than a non-adventuring NPC.

One of the knobs on the thing in FO4 definitely looks like the kind you used to see in cars all the time.

Also somewhat related: I actually have a cigarette lighter+ashtray combo 5 inch drive bay for a PC I got from ThinkGeek way back in the day. I even used to have it installed in the case (but not plugged in to the PSU and didn’t use the ashtray for real). I never trusted that much heat being purposely generated by my machine, nor did I want to shove a cup full of ash into it lol

Found my next D&D character class. Anomancer.

I believe that’s called “puppy play.”

Front fell off. That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Are they saying that someone actually makes 100k at Taco Bell or are they one of those dipshits that are threatened by the idea of a Taco Bell employee making 100k/year as if a job already paying 100k/year wouldn’t have the bargaining power to get even more?

I tried Temu and Wish around the same time and had mostly the same experience:

Tons of misrepresented garbage, often with varying prices for the same, exact product, that you may or may not even receive after several months.

I’ve imported things from other countries before, even China, using other services such as eBay and never had it take the better half of a year to receive anything, and I almost always got what I expected. These sites suck even for trying to get cheap crap.

The only thing stopping you from making it not suck, Tim, is you. You did the bare fucking minimum, and it’s not even very good at that.

What is the meaning of life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

The article is over a month old, and was posted like a day or so before the site was back online originally. I only remember because I thought it was hella funny seeing that headline pretty close to other posts about 4chan coming back up.

Washing dishes is hella easy.

Put dishes in machine, add soap, turn on machine.

What do you mean some people don’t have a machine?

“I’m sorry but I have to respond to an emergency. Please see reception about rescheduling your appointment.”