It is a Ford e-transit. Huge white empty sides. I will implement my favorite idea without fail.
It’s for transporting my disabled mother around, but also for personal use. (I am too tall for normal cars so this will be my only vehicle)
“Free candy.”
A 4:1 scale image of the same van.
I miss r/birdswitharms
Hey, Indestructible Aura. The card that is neither an aura, nor does it grant indestructible.
It does, however, make me think “Hell yeah, brother” every time I see the art, which is ideal for painting on a van.
“EXPENSIVE Candy”
It’s like Free candy, but better because it’s expensive, don’cha know
a picture of that van. I’d do it
Definitely this-
Hire a local artist to do a mural!
Obviously three wolf moon.
“Free candy”
“Definitely not a pedo”
Some kind of innocuous but official sounding government agency.
Department of the Interior Development or something… liberally apply reflective striped tape in random spots, toss a yellow light-bar on top… you know, make it look official.
Now enjoy parking anywhere for extended periods of time.
Or just copy any of Krieger‘s vans from the show Archer. 
I like this, some made up meaningless inefficient chaotic bullshit, maybe call it Department of Government Efficiency 🤷
Go out and paint bike lanes, encouraging cycling means less traffic for your van.
I’m going to switch my vote to the hybrid approach; paint the van to look like a bike lane, then you can park in any bike lane. Plus it’s just taping off two stripes and hitting it with a can of driveway crack filler.
“not an FBI surveillance van”
Hummingbirds!!
