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minus-squarespookex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoAt the same time, that’s one of the easiest ones to throw a funny response back
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoI’d be laughing too hard to even think of a comeback
minus-squareBastingChemina@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoPlayed well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late. Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse: Sorry, the traffic was awful on the asteroid belt My comet was delayed A gravitational anomaly threw me out of the solar system, it took me forever to come back …
At the same time, that’s one of the easiest ones to throw a funny response back
I’d be laughing too hard to even think of a comeback
Played well, this could be a free pass for all the other times the person is late.
Next time they are late they can put on the silver jacket, enter the classroom with a space related excuse: