Like a year ago some high school kids were riding one of the motorized scooters around a store, and I turned down the isle and saw them. I just smiled and shook my head and kept shopping

One of them got scared and asked “are you going to tell on us?” I shook my head and told him "everyone does it at some point in their lives*. He scooted off to his friends and said I was really cool

I’m hanging onto that forever