This keeps getting better.
New fear for couches unlocked.
I don’t know what that means but it seems fitting.
Backpfeifengesicht.
Backpfeifengesicht.
Translated to a slappable face. I sometimes can tell what they mean in German if I say it out loud. I was pretty sure “Back fife and shit” was probably wrong.
Pretty close, although Backpfeife has nothing to do with the back of your hand (five?), if that was your association. It also kind of fits, though. And what you associate with “shit” is German for “face” :D
Backpfeife would literally translate to “cheek whistle”, because that’s our favorite instrument to play when encountering a couch molester.
I like that even better, “Cheek whistle face.” Is there a way to make it more cheeks (butt) whistle face?
Backe (cheek) can be used both for the cheek in the face and the butt. But I guess you could say Arschbackpfeife? Arschbackpfeifengesicht? I’m not sure, need some inspiration from fellow Germans.
Backe is actually just the butt cheek, Wange is the correct term for the face cheek.
No need to ask any other Germans, I think that works if you say it out loud, lol.
Don’t mix this shithead with queerphobia please.
Is eyeliner a specifically queer thing now?
Eyeliner is for everyone, except Vance. It makes him look like a party clown.
Eyeliner was used extensively by Babylonian warriors, sounds pretty gay to me.
I guess I’m out of the loop. How this has anything to do with queers?
The overemphasis on his eyeliner may be taken as such
Sure. And the exaggeration of his jawline could be taken as a copyright infringement against Family Guy…
And the fact that he’s sitting down could be taken as poking fun at people with mobility issues
Or people with couch fetishes
It doesn’t.
2 posts in and I’m done for the day
Fantastic cure for doom scrolling
This troubles me greatly
if your name is re: deus ex… I wanna buy you one weed
My lungs are augmented
Thank you for the economy destroying tariffs!
Yeah okay Alysha.
Trumps Dan Quayle
Hey, Quayle is the one who told pence to not do a coup
I’m joining you at the Horror House tonight. I’m free tonight, so I’m joining you at the Horror House.
Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.
that mascara makes him look like mac in isaip
Whenever they print out “I did that” Drump stickers, they should print out these too.
My eyes!!! 👁️👁️
I sent you my Javelins plz respond
