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Reminder that Jesus never saw or used a car so no one else needs to
Jesus drove a Honda, though he was shy about it. In John it says that “Jesus never spoke of his own accord.”
Jesus said he’d return in the gospel’s lifetime. He’s very fucking late.
If there wasn’t a prior appointment, then you’re never late.
A Jesus is never too late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Amen, brother. The owner of the car didn’t hear the Lord when he said, “hold thee up, My sandals guy is still working on My kicks”.
Jesus is always on the job site by 730 with his tools and a smile on his face.
Jesus take the wheel!
No seriously the car wont go unless ya do
Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.
