They’re probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is a Zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.
I love on they demanded Obama’s birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the government needs to know secret.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
it’s like he doesn’t know what the words “good” or “shape” mean.
Covfefe for everybody!
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
I’m rooting for cholesterol
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
He’s the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
Honestly, of all the things he’s doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he’s not healthy.
At least it’s better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
If you look at the places he isn’t orange, he’s possibly deathly pale too.
Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color
Heart problems and such cause people to look grey
The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age where the main character becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.
We have one, it’s called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.
Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I’ve never heard of this before
Yes it was pretty standard before trump. Also releasing your tax records. Orange man is an exception to reasonable norms
It was done as a matter of course by essentially every president before Trump. I think the tradition stretches back to Truman, after FDR died in office.
Biden, Obama, W, Clinton, and HW all did so. Not sure about Regan, whose Alzheimer’s was hidden at the end.
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
And hate will still keep him alive.
They need a comission of medical geniuses to rewrite the report in a way that sounds remotely healthy.
