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4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman in a yellow sweater sits at her desk, frustrated while looking at her laptop. With a steaming coffee mug and paperwork nearby, she exclaims, “No! No! No! Not f***ing in cars!”

Panel 2: With fists clenched and determination on her face, she shouts, “I want f***ing cars!”

Panel 3: A chaotic scene unfolds on her screen. Cartoonish cars, including a yellow Beetle and a red bus, are crashing into each other. Horns blare with exaggerated “HONK HONK” sounds.

Panel 4: The woman now looks satisfied, smirking at her laptop. With car crash sounds continuing from the screen, she says, “That’s the stuff.”

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Doctor: “We just got the test results back, and, uh, I don’t know how to say this, so I’ll just come out with it: it’s a Tesla. I’m so sorry. Just know that you’re not alone. You have many options, and we’re going to do anything we can to help you. I won’t sugar coat it, though. The chances of it coming out without a terminal defect are very low. Even if it survives, it’ll never be self-driving. It will struggle with various mechanical, hardware, and software problems for its life, which will be short. Here are some resources to help you decide what you want to do. I don’t want to rush you, but you probably only have a few weeks before the CEO gets an injunction, forcing you to own it. Go take some time to process this and call us when you make a decision.”