Woah! Calm down! I don’t wanna fight. Plus my tummy is not into dairy products that much. It was just the all: “I ordered a latte with oat milk in Paris” thing that sounded more of a San Francisco stuff to me. My favourite barman in my favourite bar told me last week: “I don’t do cocktails” when I ordered a gin and tonic. Everything more complicated than a beer or a coffee is a cocktail.