• Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    if the last month has taught us anything, real 4D chess would be “make the Switch 2 here, we’ll exempt any tariff that goes to it, and lift the ones on you”

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      2 days ago

      That would make too much sense, it would be better if they demanded that Super Mario gives up his Japanese citizenship

      • Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2 days ago

        i realize my wording is a bit wonky, when i say “we’ll exempt any tariff that goes to it”, I meant the getting resources from elsewhere would be subsidized

        also just lower the minimum wage to $2 :^)

        • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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          2 days ago

          They’d still retail for more, because capitalism. Oh, and that “proudly made in the USA” sticker will add another $24.99 to the price as well.