fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 7 days agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzexternal-linkmessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoBut do you fit into that box? 🤔
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agofirst, ya cut a hole in that box…
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareKMAMURI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 days agoNothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
first, ya cut a hole in that box…
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
Don’t breathe this.
I have mixed feelings about this.