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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S.

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Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S.

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago
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WASHINGTON—In a new attempt to promote efficiency and unity in the way the Americans communicate, President Donald Trump issued an executive order Wednesday that designated shaking an empty beer can at one’s wife as the official language of the United States. “With the overwhelming majority of Americans fluent in waving an empty beer can at […]
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    I don’t think you can call a person your wife just because you don’t let her leave the house.

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    Can confirm.

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      beer can

  • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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    that signature!

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    Oh it’s an onion I honestly would have believed anything at this point

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