I have literally never seen an unironic version of this meme so I can’t even process it correctly
Yes.
Princess Bubblegum taught me that this is how perfect cheese is made
Witnesses at the scene reported “dozens” of boys coming to the yard, only for many to be flung back as far as a whole mile (1.6km) away upon coming into close range of the milkshake’s rotational inertia.
And please stop killing ducks to make duck tape.
And the baby clothes industry is s horrific tragedy no one seems to care about.
Hahaha in reality the cows are treated perfectly well! They’re only forcibly impregnated for their entire lives to facilitate a constant cycle of lactation and seperated from their children at birth. Perfectly happy cows! Your milkshake is worth it! :D
Don’t worry! Synthetic milk is right around the corner (within a couple of decades), soon we’ll be able to save the cows. They’ll get to retire to a farm somewhere and live happily ever after.
The dairy and beef lobbies would like to have a word with you, if you’ll please just step a little to the right?
Have you asked them if theyre happy or assuming they hate it?
I feel like we need to begin this conversation by establishing that I can’t talk to cows
Time for you to study up on your Bovish
I’m sorry about your disability.
Why not?
Milkshakes are just a byproduct of the bovine space training program
I wanted a milkshake, this is clearly a milkspin. Make it again or I’ll be speaking to your manager.
Yes sir, Mr. Bond.
Aw, man. I didn’t know I could order my martini spun.
You should’ve put real cotton candy in a real martini glass.
In nature and historically, cows are often spun, or thrown at high velocity. See the documentary “fetchez la vache” for example.
As long as it brings all the boys to the yard I see no issue. Damn right.
As well as the famous classical epic poem describing a similar-but-agentive event titled “Hey Diddle Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle”
fetchez la vache
A true scholar of history and the arts, I see.
