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minus-squareBodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoThankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
minus-squareclashorcrashman@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days ago“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoBut it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
minus-squareoakward@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoTime to expand the protocol with encryption
minus-squareKubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoI have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoand is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoBut then please don’t return to sender!
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoYou know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
minus-squareWhelks_chance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agohttps://what-if.xkcd.com/31/ Truck bandwidth
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoBandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoThis is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden swallows pigeons.
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoWhat do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
minus-squareStarDreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoTail latency with a swallow tail.
Thankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
I can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
But it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
Time to expand the protocol with encryption
I have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
I’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
But then please don’t return to sender!
You know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/
Truck bandwidth
Or a good old USB stick!
Bandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
This is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden
swallowspigeons.What do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
I don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
Tail latency with a swallow tail.
And high packet loss.
Brilliant