ickplant@lemmy.world to Futurama @lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoAlways cracks me uplemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarestinerman@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoI explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI also choose that guy’s dead fish
minus-squareSpitefulSprite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoBut having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
minus-squarenon_burglar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoHow was your night on the sofa?
I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.
I also choose that guy’s dead fish
But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them… 😭 lmao
How was your night on the sofa?