MAGA’s gonna party like it’s 2020!

        • ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca
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          5 hours ago

          There’s travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you’re like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won’t cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven’t tried it myself.

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      10 hours ago

      We got a new toilet several months ago and it took some time for the new bidet to get here. Those couple weeks have never felt more disgusting and it removed absolutely any doubts about their superiority.

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        7 hours ago

        We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

        I must admit we’re a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we’re away from home.

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          7 hours ago

          Come to find out, thanks to bidets thorough, frictionless cleaning they’re incredible for people who suffer from hemorrhoids. They’re really hygienic and beneficial and everyone should just get on board already.