The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours agoA snub like that cuts deep.lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkA snub like that cuts deep.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareconsole.log(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-28 hours agoHe’s lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.
minus-squareoxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 hours agoDamn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild
minus-squarenimble@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 hours agoIs it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 hours agoAll of that and so much more. There’s a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 hours agoYou don’t want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.
He’s lying, he got your foreskin on his top 3 foreskin pedestal.
Damn the foreskin leaderboards must be wild
Is it by volume? Quantity? Elasticity?
All of that and so much more. There’s a whole industry of old guys with those magnifying scopes they hold with their eye muscles that evaluate foreskin quality.
You don’t want 'em too elastic, or they ping off and get lost under the cupboard.