This could be the sweetest thing I read today.

I’ve had bronchitis for a while, coughing like crazy, so I’ve been on the spare bed so my man-cold suffering princess self didn’t keep Madame up. I announced that I was reasonably assured of not coughing like an idiot and intend to return to the normal bed, and the ginger bombshell said “yay! I missed you!” And that’s worth 100 "I love you"s at current exchange rate.