Potentially weird question: if you had to assign a #dnd alignment to the fear of spiders, what would you give it?

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Just to clarify, I’m asking you to assign an alignment to the idea of creepy spiders in the abstract. I personally lean towards neutral because I don’t find spiders scary until they are touching me, and I can’t find jumping spiders scary at all. But I want to find out what other people think.

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    1 day ago

    True Neutral

    Fear of spiders is an inate defense response passed down by survivors of spider encounters. It is a behavior accessible to creatures of all alignments.

    How funny would it be to have the BBEG & an arachniphobic paladin cluch eachother in fear of a wildshaped giant wolf-spider?

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      12 hours ago

      Post-clarification answer: unaligned

      Most reference books have normalish spiders categorized as unaligned beasts. They don’t qualify as intelligent enough to have morals & ethics.