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minus-squaremutual_ayed@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoThere are dedicated banking hours for a reason. It’s so they have time to feed the money tree the crushed bones of children.
minus-squareRed Army Dog Cooper@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoShhh you cant give away the secret that the money trea runs on the bones of children under 7, then we might either get cancled or people will want their own money tree, and I am not sure what is worse
minus-squareReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoAnd blood. Don’t forget the children’s blood, which is important to make the watermarks and colors really pop.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoY’all forget to use the whole child? Tears and sweat are free salt that’s just thrown away.
There are dedicated banking hours for a reason. It’s so they have time to feed the money tree the crushed bones of children.
Shhh you cant give away the secret that the money trea runs on the bones of children under 7, then we might either get cancled or people will want their own money tree, and I am not sure what is worse
And blood. Don’t forget the children’s blood, which is important to make the watermarks and colors really pop.
Y’all forget to use the whole child? Tears and sweat are free salt that’s just thrown away.