• ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    “Well Mr. Doe, I’m afraid it’s bad news. We found a mass in your chest, it looks like pancreatic cancer.”

    “Oh no, so what will we do about that? Will I get radiation, or chemo?”

    “I’ll be prescribing you a set of positively charged aura crystals, just spend some time near them every day, and let them charge under moonlight at night. I’ve also scheduled you a time with our resident chiropractor, he’ll try to realign your chakras. Until then you could also try to stay away from Virgos.”

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      10 hours ago

      We’re all laughing but next up guys sort of shit will be picked up by US pharmaceutical companies who crank up the cost of s good chakra cleansing to the point where nobody can afford them without going bankrupt, then what are we going to do?