Not because of quality, but I had the horrible luck of running into a woman at a couple swap party that had white supremacist tattoos. I noped out, grabbed my partner, and left.

I’m not talking a little thing that might have been a youthful mistake, I’m talking a back piece, neck to ass and all the way across, nazi crap.

Plot twist! I once had a partner ask me if I would ever consider covering up a tattoo I had (to be clear, it’s not bad work, or an offensive tattoo in any way). We didn’t make it.

Oh shit! Is this why I’m not getting laid!?

Yeah it was a tattoo of Eddie Vedder playing tambourine. I couldn’t get past it.