UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-21 day agoTap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·23 hours agoDude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 hours agoOnly when I get excited
Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Only when I get excited