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“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
“come in!”
This is my go to
“3D printing in progress”
“Compiling!”
Core dumped
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
Gaza! I mean, occupied!
Shits fired!
“I’ve been waiting for you”
Simple “yo”
“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
“Occupied” or “workin on it”
“Hnnnggggg!”
“Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
“Go away! Baitin’!”
I uh… I said “Hello there.” It was instinct.
I’m a little sad they didn’t say “General Kenobi” but you can’t win them all.
I sense a plot to destroy the toilet bowl
“Go away! I’m 'baitin!”
I like money
