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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/Billd0910 on 2025-02-05 22:17:40+00:00.

I am Fiora, Orange Queen, here to make sure that this constitution I am drafting up is fair and just. Here’s what I have:

I the Queen of the realm, in order to form a more perfect domain, do ordain and establish this Constitution.

Article I: All who enter her domain must be approved by the Queen. Should she deemed them worthy, a tribute of pets and scritches must be made.

Article II: The Queen is allowed to eat whenever and whatever she deems as hers. If the Queen sniffs a scent of chicken, the chicken MUST be forfeited to the Queen.

Article III: All things in the queen’s realm are to be used as beds for the Queen. Should a servant be used as a bed, they are NEVER to move until the Queen deems it ok to move.

Article IV: The Queen has every right to use her paws if any who are in her realm step out of line. Should any of the previous statements get violated, the Queen has every right to knock objects off of surfaces. Should that fail, the Queen can bap and bite until her demands are met.

Article V: No dogs are to be in the Queen’s realm, no exceptions!

Am I missing something I should add or delete?