God is a dumb fucker. Made me, y’know, greatest thing ever, good for Him, but He gave me an average dong. The nerve! Now I am grateful it ain’t smaller than a jellyloop but if God was smart, He would have invested a lotta clay of the Earth to prevield unto me a hamcandle that can split a bitch at the nuclear level, for I always repay my debts.

So, therefore, God is a dumb mother fucker. But in order to be such a dumb fucker of mothers, He has to exist, and then thunce thusly this is the point, the precipice of debate. Debate me on this point. Goo goo. I need to teach four year olds basic truths like “the Earth isn’t real dumbass! If it were real, where is it? I don’t see it,” and similar verb smackages I creep outta my speaker to be called Knowledge.