You’ve got an anus! That’s plenty secure for your car keys.
What’s even easier than humans evolving kangaroo-like pouches to gestate their fetuses is humans forcing kangaroo surrogates to gestate human fetuses for us.
The solution exists, we just haven’t exploited it yet.
I’m trying to envision a human child from a 'roo surrogate, and all I’m seeing is a toddler who cannot be kept in a playpen that has an open top…
Lets start with wallabies for pets so i have a place to put my phone that follows me around
Do you know how mother kangaroos clean the baby poop out of their pouches?
With a roo-mba?
Asking for a friend
Well, they don’t have particularly dextrous hands, so… yup, they lick it out.
Therefore God doesn’t exist and evolution is a lie. QED
Our source code has been locked and set to private so we can’t add new features. We’re getting closer with gene therapy, though.
But seriously, we lack evolutionary pressure to evolve much of anything positive.
Id like a pouch to hold my 20 piece golden crispy chicken mcnuggets
The same reason centaurs don’t exist: baby humans can’t hold their heads upright on their own for months. Poor li’l foals’d snap their own necks just by existing. 🥲
Poor design, that.
Shape up there, Evolution.Right? I mean, legendary points for upright ambulation and sweat glands to make our distant ancestors the first (?) distance hunters, walking/jogging their prey to exhaustion. (Also, apparently the most efficient way to “run”, according to many athletes.)
First mover advantage for the win! Still, minus a bajillion for making our progeny so “cute” they’re basically Disneyfied worms. (Until they learn to walk?! Who does that? Eesh.)
